A long-time scene friend was sitting at my kitchen table a few weeks ago. I fixed some popcorn and tea to munch and sip while we caught up. When he’d say something saucy or outrageous, I’d peg him with a kernel. Popcorn crumbs sprinkled the hardwood floor like snow.
He sighed, “I always wondered what you’d make of me, Troy.”
I felt that familiar tingle, like phosphorous flashes at the base of my neck, my heart, my fingertips, my root.
“Get on the floor.”
He was face down. I grabbed hold of his ankles and raised his legs high until his back arched. My voice slipped into that tone. “You’re my vacuum. Suck it up.”
I aimed his head at the dusting of crumbs and pushed and pulled his legs as if he were an upright. Back and forth. His head and shoulders banged into the furniture. He sucked. He sputtered. I lifted its head and shoved my hand into its mouth to check for obstructions: perhaps a piece of string or hair had lodged in some recess. Satisfied it was clear, I dropped the head, lifted the handle, and kept vacuuming until all the crumbs were gone.
Miss Orleans,
Did you just come up with a new fetish?!
Human appliances!
I mean we have human-equestrian, human furniture and now: a human vacuum!
Welcome back.
Cyka.
So *that’s* how you keep your floors so clean!
A dominant male friend sometimes uses his female submissives to mop his kitchen floor. He has them dip their heads in a bucket of warm, soapy water and makes them clean the whole floor with their hair.
Miss Troy,
This episode demonstrates one of the many that I love about you – your CREATIVITY!! You made a scene out of a popcorn kernel. Simply amazing.
Yours,
Whizzer
Cyka, that’s just mostly my old “make yourself useful”/objectification play interest showing up. Furniture play was one of my early points of entry into scening and the Hoover incident (not to mention what came after) just reminded me how much I love that stuff. Such fun.
Mighty Sozz!
Love the hair mop story. Not something one can do with most of my guys … esp. since I encourage them to keep their hair pretty short. If I had my druthers, most would be shaved above AND below.
He not only got my floors clean, he kept them dry by serving as a bathroom mat a little later. That was fun. Especially the tile marks on his face and sending him out into the cold with his T-shirt still wet.
Whizzer,
Eh, might be more practicality than creativity. I mean, the floors were a mess and my housekeeper (real, not client) wasn’t due for a few days. He started it … might as well make himself useful, right? 😉