I sat on Santa’s lap at FetLife (Hey, Santa! Stop poking my butt with that thing or I’ll piss on you! Wait. You’d probably like that, huh?) and they promised me if I was a good girl and told everyone about the prizes being given away, I might actually get the pressies I asked for!
Do you want pressies, too? Check out FetLife’s giveaway!
You seem to be getting a real “kick” out of this holiday season.
Good. Good!
Yours,
Whizzer
But are you even on fetlife?
I have, as I’m sure you know, a Fetlife account. I just don’t use it.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but nice to see you again, Pesty. Haven’t seen you around for a while. You’ve been slackin’ on your snark?
Yes siree Larry, there is no better endorsement for a website than from someone who has a membership, but doesn’t bother to use it. Here’s my profile: http://fetlife.com/users/103145 . Send me a friend request and I’ll think about accepting!
See and I woulda thought you more on the short, hairy side.